March 2012
tiltheheavensstoptherain:
this one guy at my school has the most hilarious twitter
he’s just so fucking derpy and weird
he also thinks he’s black
he’s very, very white
“tell that bitch im single for the night #single” - tp_beswaggin12
Anonymous asked: only stoners like wiz khalifa....just sayin
February 2012
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make facebook status about how I want to go see wiz khalifa. everybody suddenly thinks I’m a stoner and wants to smoke with me.
wiz khalifa concert on 4/20 in san francisco
I need to be there. someone go with me :)
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tiltheheavensstoptherain:
gotshroomz:
GOT A BADASS BITCH JUST BOUNCING ON MY DICK
BOUNCING ON MY DICK
SHE BAD THAN A MOFUCKA BOUNCING ON MY DICK
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THAT ASS LIKE IT’S NOTHING. AND DROP DROP DROP DROP THAT ASS LIKE IT’S SOMETHING. NIGGAS IN THE CLUB. NIGGA THROWIN MONEY. MUH NIGGAS THROWIN MONEY. BITCH I KNOW YOU WANT IT.
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I know I should respect your opinion, but I find that difficult because you’re a fucking idiot.
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guy friend: hey I don't want to do homework so you want to hang out
me: *silence*
guy friend: mary....
me: yeah sorry. the lion king is on and I'm debating whether I should hang out with you or not.
guy friend: *silence*
guy friend: you realize you're a graduating senior watching the lion king
me: *silence*
guy friend: oh my god mary
me: I'm sorry. mufasa just died.
guy fiend: I'll be at your house in 20 minutes.
me: *pretending to cry* bring popcorn
*hangs up*
I just bought my ball dress
original price - $378. what I’m paying - $119
I’m sooo excited! I mean my dress won’t come in the mail for another month but once it does, I’ll post a picture of me in it. oh my goodness, I can’t wait for ball! :)
